NEW DIMMU

FINALLY! a reason to get behind the teaparty

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id fuck christine O-D on a satanic alter!

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RIP WILL

Oakland Raiders 13 – Tennessee Titans 38

depression

oh, hi!

sup dudes & dudettes

im just chilen, hanging out. taking a night off from homework and videogames. Just watching Troy again, god i love this movie. i usually hate brad pitt but i dunno hes pretty good as achilleas. and sean bean as odessyus is str8 bangin. dont got much else to say. if your a deatheater (those of us who are not vegan) you should go to that Trader Joes and get the white mushroom N Black Truffle pizza for 4.95. The homie Ted Nava got me laced with that shit. I ran into that homie and he was all “sup doggy, found some giftcards” and i was like “word?”. fool had almost 100$ at trader joes and ralphs. fucking game was stacked, and you know he rememberd your boy phats: he laced me not only with the pizza, he got my lady some masala burgers, got me a chocolate bar and me one of those ‘La Suerte De La Lotteria’ magick candles.  it was like something out of a fucking ugk song, it was crazy. respect to that mother fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ON THE REAL. also respect to his brother edn for showing me whats up with that movie The Departed. Damn. That movie is out of control good. N E ways e-nuff of this blah blah blahing cause the boring intro part of troy is over  (the part where troy is like “damn, we gotta fight a war for THIS skank?” and orlando bloom is like “i fucking look more like a woman than you do, hellen” and hellen is like “whatever whens lunch” and hector is like “fuck my brotherz dumb :/”

oh yeah, and btws…

oakland always shows up good in preseaon. its the gods way of  playing carrot and stick with us who remain faithful to the silver and black, never turning to the gold red blue gold and WHACK. The ciricle of candles and heptgram made of blood are on the floor, praying that we take it all this year!

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this is dedicated to my infernal brothers and sisters, the old guard, teachers of what was lost, forever with me though times of darkness and light (you are few these days).  i hope to see you all at that techno rave on the 25. The dark lord of gabber kicks, untitled1, will be there in the flesh along. fiend. minion. all the people that never play n-e-more but SHOULD, combined with those that play all the time and SHOULD . i think this could be the best show of the year, IMHO.

I think i iz on to something, bro…

like any other electronic musicians whos only experience is a year of guitar lessons (90% of which consited of a hour of teaching me how to play black sabbath songs) + 13 years of playing black sabbath songs, I am constantly looks for that one thing, that shtick/idea/pizzazz/foot-in-door/ace-in-the-hole  idea that will get me hella famous—>hella rich—->hella food + clothes + cars—–> hella girls—->ps3 + hd tv. and well, bros, i think im onto something…

duraning it up

i have noticed there is an exact connection between the amount of durans your have in your name and how it affects how people like your music/your level of talent.

http://www.myspace.com/justoneduran

Just.one.duran

these guys rep the just one duran approch. obviously the weakest entry. i mean from what i have listened to (not much 2 songs on their myspace at this point) just some mid west disco house revival, not really that bad but not really re inventing the wheel. These guys are the least famous and  the less talented, why? look at the name… who wants to listen to a band ‘with.just.one’ duran? to me its like when nerds wear videogame t-shirts to high school trying to show that they are proud of who they are/confidence in the face of opression. yeaaaaah its funny and all but the home coming queen is never gonna suck your dick.

ok little boys, put your fucking daddy’s shoes back in his closet, cause hes got work tomarrow:

two durans obviously a million times better than just.one.duran. Look at what happens when you add just.one.duran to just.one.duran: you get hot babes, boats, sax solos and tropical islands. jesus christ…

obvious the closest you can get to having two durans in your name the better, if success is what you want (ie  hella famous—>hella rich—->hella food + clothes + cars—–> hella girls—->ps3 + hd tv)

so its like now we have duran duran durans.  the success level  seems to go back down, but talent level goes up. To me this indicates that if you want to be hella famous—>hella rich—->hella food + clothes + cars—–> hella girls—->ps3 + hd tv than you want to get as close to having two druans in your name, while staying on the just.one.duran side of it . since just.one.duran is taken and so is duran duran. prehaps i should think about starting a project called ’1.5 Durans’ or ‘Close To 2 Durans’ or ‘More Than Just.One.Duran’. Than i should have a side project to keep my integrity/cred with the ‘underground’ called something like ‘Two Million Durans’ or ’2.3 x 10^8 Durans’. You get the idea.